Face Off with A Robot

This is not the first time I have encountered a robot in the wild. Across the mighty Mississippi River, there is a sports bar I go to occasionally in Illinois as it is close to the golf course I go to most.  If Señora is not around for dinner I may stop in there for a bite.  For a while now, they have had a robot that brings the food from the kitchen in back to the waitress station in the middle.  It always seems a little rickety to me, but I have never seen it spill anything. On the other hand, I am in this establishment less than a handful of times a year.

I was in a local grocery store, Schnucks, this afternoon.  Señora had decided she wanted me to fix my infamous Continue reading “Face Off with A Robot”

Why Separation of Church and State IS SO VERY Important

Among all the scary s*** happening in this country and the world right now,  this ranks way up there.  Mike Huckabee is a true believer in the Armageddon / Second Coming of Christ fantasy.   I had not realized until now that El puta pendejo naranja had appointed this whacko as ambassador to Israel.  Truly the Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. of the State Department. His daughter, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, current governor of Arkansas, is every bit as crazy as he is.

I would give them their religious delusions if they were not trying to push them on the rest of us…. much to our detriment. IMHO, their world view is delusional and draconian. Maybe it is a little over the top, but given half a chance, these “true believers” would make the Spanish Inquisition look like a cake walk.

God save us from the religious.

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What Would Jesus Say About Donald Trump?

I am not going to comment (much) on this video except to say it echos how I feel about the current state of Christianity in the United States of America.

What I always say about religion is that life is tough, whatever gets you through the day.  Of course, that is close to what I say about gender/sexuality identity.  Life is tough, whatever gets you through the night.  Of course, being religious is a choice.  Gender identity is not.

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Echos of Tardis

I do not pay any more attention than you normally would living on quarter acre lots in a suburban situation  to the comings and goings of my neighbors.  Perhaps I pay a tad more attention to the neighbor on the street perpendicular to ours as our backyards abut on a corner and their garage entrance is in the back of the house. If the weather is half way nice we are in the backyard for one reason or another.

The other neighbor I notice a wee bit is the neighbor directly across from us as it is almost a bee line from our driveway across the street to their driveway.  Again if I am outside in front or inside in the front of the house I may hear a vehicle or car doors being shut.

All this changed a few months back after they bought a new Honda CR-V hybrid.  When they turn the corner to our street the car has obviously gone into full electric mode.  When they are backing out of their garage again it is in full electric mode.  In this mode, the car makes a fairly high pitched , loud sound that touches several notes that tend to rise and fall repeatedly.

Initially I did not know what was doing the “singing”.  For some reason the sound seemed to me to be the audio signaling I imagined an angel might make just before they suddenly appeared.  As time went on my interpretation of the reverberations has changed.  Now, for some reason, it reminds me of the rising and falling crescendo of sound Dr. Who’s Tardis generates just before it leaves or arrives.

I had been thinking it was the particular vehicle of our neighbors until recently.  As I was exiting  my vehicle in a shopping center parking lot a different Honda CR-V hybrid pulled in next to me… making the same music.

However, I am still waiting for Dr. Who to ring our doorbell.  I am ready for an adventure on another planet at gawd knows what time period.  To be gone for what subjectively feels like days, weeks or months only to return in time for dinner.

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Childhood Memories of Emily Post

I was leaving the neighborhood in my pick-em-up truck when I noticed a middle-aged woman walking her dog.  She was of what used to be call an average built, but now days would pass for skinny.  What grabbed my attention was that she was wearing some very short shorts. She had bent over from the waist to clean up after her pet, and her derriere, encased in the bare minimum, was pointed directly at me.  I waffled between staring and not looking.

This brought up a childhood memory.  My mother had a book of etiquette in the house.  There are several from that period, but for some reason I remember it as being Emily Post’s book, Etiquette.  It may have well been another author, but that one pops to mind.  They appear to have been fairly Continue reading “Childhood Memories of Emily Post”

Quote of the Day – Yuval Noah Harari

Quote of the Day… not actually daily, but whenever I encounter one I think worth sharing and there are not too many in sequence. I like quotes as they frequently distill a piece of wisdom into a brief passage, or make other points very succinctly – such as the witticisms of Oscar Wilde.

“You could never convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising him limitless bananas after death in monkey heaven.”  ~~ Yuval Noah Harari in   Sapiens: A Brief History of Humankind

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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #8,390

yeah I know you did not ask!

You should so be blessed – well cursed at times actually – with a mind such as mine, making all these weird connections between my rumored neurons. Just be thankful that I do not share all of my random thoughts.

Not that it really applies as I want to be cremated, but I can see me knocking on the lid of my coffin needing to get out for just a minute to go to the bathroom just one more time before taking the final exit ramp.

Of course, that thought came about as my OAB has been exacerbated by the current course of prednisone I am undergoing.

Gotta love this getting old gig.

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No Kings Protest / USS Carr Hat

As I have detailed elsewhere on this blog my mother’s brother,  my Uncle Paul, died heroically in the largest naval battle in history.  You can read about it here: Paul H. Carr inducted into the Oklahoma Military Hall of Fame. Besides being inducted into the Oklahoma Military Hall of Fame for his heroic action he had a missile frigate named after him, the USS Paul H. Carr, FFG-52.  There are several books of naval history that include his story.  Obviously, having a Navy ship named after a family member is a huge honor, and all the family is rightly very proud of it.  There is also a movement afoot to have one of the new class of missile frigates named after him.  Hopefully, that comes to past.

I have several USS Carr hats, a couple shirts, etc.  I wore them for years to honor my uncle.  A few years past I stopped wearing them as it had become very fashionable to thank veterans.  I became very tired of people coming up to me and thanking me for my service.  More than a few wanted to shake my hand, something I am not comfortable with in the best of circumstances.  Most importantly, I did not want Continue reading “No Kings Protest / USS Carr Hat”

Robert Reich: We Don’t Do Kings in America

I had a lighter posting queued up for today, but the world feels like it is spinning even more out of control thanks to the Idiot-in-Chief aka El puta pendejo naranja.

Robert Reich is my type of crusader.

Do your part – PROTEST!

What blows me away is that there are still folks out there happy that they voted for this incompetent,  arguably mentally unhinged monster. This is an America I thought I would never see.

Various sources are estimating that the military parade will cost $45 million.  Street repairs afterwards are estimated to cost $16 million. Whether that last amount is included in the $45 million I do not know.  This at a time when the Republicans are hell bent on cutting services and benefits to the most needy among us, being the good Christians that they are.

As a reminder here is the famous poem by Pastor Martin Niemöller:

First they came for the Communists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Communist
Then they came for the Socialists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Socialist
Then they came for the trade unionists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for the Jews
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Jew
Then they came for me
And there was no one left
To speak out for me

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ELUMP – Some Ramblings


Okay I am once again a Johnny-come-lately. This time it is to the awareness that the bromance of Elon Musk and tRump had been labeled Elump by the popular press.  I became cognizant of the moniker scrolling through YouTube when a video of Bill Maher’s popped up addressing the subject. I am not as big a Bill Maher fan as I used to be as he has become so self-righteous as to be almost unwatchable, but this video grabbed my attention.

A real bromance?

First, it was a bromance? I do not believe that either of them have any real friends.  A real friend being someone you might call if your car broke down on the side of the rode and you needed a ride home. Would  either of them do so without asking for gas money? Or perhaps you can identify friends  ala the popular test, “the two beers and watch my dogs” type of person. Both of them only see other people as something – yes, something in place of somebody – to be used and exploited for their own personal gain or purposes.   A romance… nah.  Their toxic masculinity Continue reading “ELUMP – Some Ramblings”