“The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you…and then, the worse things get.” ~~ Frank Zappa
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Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #3,181
yeah I know you did not ask!
Question: What is the sound of nerds being amorous?
Answer: Eyeglasses clicking together followed by a loud, wet smack.
An Overwhelming Number of Introvert Jokes
These are not original with me (duh), I stole them from a website called Bored Panda
Should I be concerned? Many of these I could related to at a very visceral level. Which ones? Well I tend to overshare on this site at times, so I will leave it to your imagination.
Enjoy.
You never fully realize how anti-social you are until a pandemic strikes and your life does not really change that much.
Why does everyone force introverts to be talkative and leave their comfort zone, but no one forces the extroverts to shut up, even for a minute, to make the zone comfortable?
How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What’s wrong with just sitting in the dark?
How do you make an introvert happy?
Cancel.
I always regret Continue reading “An Overwhelming Number of Introvert Jokes”
Matrimonial Log – Star Date 5782.238
“Matrimony… the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Casamiento Segundo, its until-death-do-us-part mission… to explore a strange new relationship… to seek out a new life and new adventures… to boldly go where no sane couple has gone before.”
Caution the following is NSFW – Not Safe for Work – and more than a little randy… You have been appraised, proceed at your own risk.
It has been a great summer for watermelons. On the way to the golf course is a vegetable stand, and I have been stopping there about once a week to buy us a specimen of this most wonderful of summer delectables.
Tonight as Señora partook of this treat she moaned around the red, luscious, juicy fruit, “I hope I die eating watermelon.”
To which I replied, “I hope I die eating pussy.”
Not missing a beat Señora shot back, “At least I will know where to find the body.”
And yes Señora approved.
AOC Flips the Religious Freedom Argument on Its Head
Needs no comment from me… but what she said!!!
Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #2,825
yeah I know you did not ask!
Ahhh… the rumble of plastic rollers upon the pavement as a swarm of trash and recycling bins are pushed, pulled or dragged to be perched on the curb in anticipation of offering their contents to the cacophonous, blue agent of the alien region, simply known as Fieldlandia. It must be the eve of Thursday trash day.
Gotta love the soundtrack of suburbia .
1984 – Ring Camera
Books can talk to you in different ways at different stages of your life. This is especially true of great books, such as George Orwell’s 1984 which I have read at least 3 times. I recently watched a Wondrium class George Orwell: A Sage for All Seasons that was utterly fascinating. I would wholeheartedly recommend this class to anyone with an interest in literature or history. Watching the class inspired me to reread both Animal Farm and 1984.
The Guardian in 2007 proclaimed 1984 ‘is definitive book of the 20th century’. The Atlantic in 2019 declared that “No novel of the past century has had more influence than George Orwell’s 1984.” In my world view Orwell’s book would be required reading for all high school students, and most certainly for college students.
The book is generally summarized as Continue reading “1984 – Ring Camera”
Veil Replacement
I had to run down to The Hill area close to downtown St. Louis this morning. On the way back I passed a compact, maybe a subcompact vehicle. I did not notice what brand it was as I was focused on the vanity license plate which read MN’TALA. I was busy trying to decipher what that meant in license-platese. I finally decided it must be a name which piqued my curiosity.
As I passed the vehicle I peeked over from the high peak of my pickup truck to see who was driving the subcompact. It was a smallish, Arabic looking women dressed Continue reading “Veil Replacement”
Irish Weather Forecast
Choice is Good
I have two frequent muses for my silly, little blog. One is Señora. Most of the time she is okay with being my muse, sometimes she is tickled, and on occasion, she will arch one eyebrow and give me that look. After two bouts of the the brain fever known as matrimonitis I have gained enough “wisdom” to seek Señora‘s approval before releasing stories involving her into the wilds of cyberspace.
My other muse is The Wee Dog, aka Princess Lily, our 7 kilogram rescue dog. A year or so after we adopted her, on a whim – and on sale – we had her DNA tested. She is 3/8 Bichon Frisé, 1/4 Dachshund, 1/8 Pomeranian, 1/8 Pekingese, 1/8 Shih Tzu and 100% adorable except to squirrels, rabbits, moles and especially chipmunks.
Señora and Princess Lily are essentially surgically/psychically/telepathically connected. Neither one of them can stand not knowing where the other is, generally they are in the same room together. As revealed in True Confessions, I, by spells, have my roles to play in this ménage à chienne. For reasons known Continue reading “Choice is Good”