Sex Education in the 60s

An email exchange with my brothers had me reminiscing about how sex education was handled in the sixties… the 1960s smarty pants.

From my mother, and I have no idea what sparked her comment to the prepubescent me. At the time it seemed totally out of left field.

“God meant for men and women to be together, that is why their private parts fit together like a key in a lock.”

The best I can recall this was the last time she mentioned anything of a sexual nature to me.

And from my father, on the occasion of the 17 year old me washing the family car with a bosomy blonde.  It was not quite up to the Cool Hand Luke scene, or in retrospect maybe it was for my father!

“A cat was napping on the railroad tracks. A train came along and chopped off his tail. He turned around to see what had happened to his tail. While he was inspecting the damage another train came along from the other direction. It chopped off his head.

Know what the moral of this story is?

Don’t lose your head over a piece of tail.”

And that is the last I heard from him on the subject.

Forget about sex education in the schools, it was not taught.  Heck, I could not even buy condoms as a teenager in Rhode Island.  I am thankful to this day that I did not reenact Mr. and Mrs. Bo Jo Jones. And very lucky.

Keep well.

Word of the Day – Amphigory

  • Noun: Amphigory

    1. a nonsense verse or composition : a rigmarole with apparent meaning which proves to be meaningless
  • Synonyms:
    1. balderdash
    2. baloney
    3. bosh
    4. bull
    5. bunk
    6. cant
    7. drivel
    8. gibberish
    9. hooey
    10. rigmarole
    11. rubbish
    12. Allow me to add, before someone comments, what the polite Thesaurus did not include… bullshit
  • Usage:
    1. “Well?” she repeated more firmly

      This time I openly stared.”Is that cantilevering natural? Or is there an invisible bra, you being in fact the sole support of two dependents?”

      She glanced down, looked up and grinned. “They do stick out, don’t they? Your comment is rude, crude, unrefined, and designed to change the subject.””What subject?  I made a polite inquiry;  you parried it with amphigory.”

      “`Amphigory’ my tired feet!  I answered precisely.”

      “`Amphigory,'” I repeated. “The operative symbols were `mad, ‘`scientist,’ `beautiful,’ and `daughter.’ The first has several meanings –the others denote opinions. Semantic content: zero.”

  • Encountered:
    1. While reading The Number Of The Beast by Robert A. Heinlein

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The Appropriation Of Cultures

Flipping through Twitter this morning someone commented if everyone would paint the Confederate battle flag on mailboxes, Gospodin Trump and his henchmen would leave them alone.  This brought back to mind one my favorite short stories of all time,  The Appropriation Of Cultures by Percival Everett. I first heard it listening to a podcast of Selected Shorts

The base premise of the story is a black professor buys a pickup with a Confederate flag on it from a redneck.  For me it was one those stories that embeds itself strongly in whatever part of your brain or psyche that happens in.  I am including a YouTube link to the short story parsed from an episode of Select Shorts.  IMHO, it more than worth the 20 minutes of your time invested in it.  Somehow it seems so perfect for right now.

My new favorite way to eat fish

When I lived in Tulsa and Mississippi I fished quite a bit.  When I lived in Memphis I did not due to traveling every weekend back to St. Louis.  When I moved back to St. Louis initially I  also did not fish much.  Working 9 hour days and commuting 1 1/2 to 2 hours each work day did not leave a lot of free time.  What free time I had I chose to expend else where.

Run the tape forward and now I am retired.  I have started fishing again as every day is Saturday.  Since the government sees my  income as only social security they chose to send me a stimulus check I did not want or need. But since they sent the money, I was going to cash it.  “Well then,” I said, “Let’s spend it on something vaguely foolish.”  I bought a fishing kayak made in the USA.  I figured that would jump start the economy a wee bit.  Owning the kayak Continue reading “My new favorite way to eat fish”

Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #4,994

yeah I know you did not ask!

If I was being truthful, I would say I really do not understand myself. I have a hard time understanding people in general, but women truly remain a mystery to me.

I had a thought this morning, “I really do not understand women”.  I then had a minor epiphany and realized that for the most part I had given trying to understand the fairer sex several years ago.  My goal had changed from understanding to just going with the flow.  My success rate with that ebbs and flows, sometimes dramatically.  However, on the whole, it is a better way of operating.  I then went with my ruminations and though how much easier my life would have been if I had discovered this personal axiom of gender relationships some 50 years ago.  I suppose that goes under “better late than never”.

Keep well.

Cultural Diversity – How Many Continents Are There?

I am working with several iTalki.com Spanish teachers/tutors from different countries to get a wide range of accents and styles. Every couple weeks I visit with a young woman, Micaela, from Coca, Ecuador.  Coca is in the northern part of the country at the confluence of 2 or 3 rivers in what looks to me to be Amazonian Jungle.  I do know the primary industry of this town is petroleum.

Micaela is very personable, very intelligent and a great conversationalist. She is trained as an accountant, which in this country would imply a 4 year college degree.   I’m not sure what her educational background is, Continue reading “Cultural Diversity – How Many Continents Are There?”

A bushel and a peck…

A bushel and a peck… and a hug around the neck.  I have heard this little ditty for about as long as I have memories.  It is generally in a situation like this:

Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: A bushel and peck…
Wife looking expectant.
Husband:  And a hug around the neck!

I have never really thought about it a much until recently.  Being incredibly stupid or ignorant we made a trip to New Orleans the week after Mardi Gras 2020.  We went as the trip had been planned for a while.  The purpose of the trip was to visit an old family friend of Robin’s, Syble,  who had recently entered a nursing home.  The fear was if we did not make the trip soon it might be pointless later as she was in the early stages of dementia and not young. Continue reading “A bushel and a peck…”

3 Viagra Stories

My mother going for a ride in LI BLU

First…

I bought my 2006 top-of-the-line Mazda MX-5 (a rose is a rose by any name…so Miata works) almost new in May of 2007. The 50ish gentleman I bought it from had fallen in love with a younger women with two small children.  He needed a family car to accommodate his new family,  and so he was desperate to sell.  I worked the deal and paid a very reasonable price for the car.  I almost felt sorry for him, but a deal is a deal.

If you are not familiar with a Miata it is a little two seat convertible.  Mine is a bright blue that has become reasonably popular the last few years.  Back then it was unique.  At the time I was dating Continue reading “3 Viagra Stories”

Rev. Joe’s Random Thought #5,481

yeah I know you did not ask!

I’ve lived nearly 7 decades on this incredibly tiny mote at the far reaches of the Milky Way galaxy.  I am not sure that I have learned or figured out much in this breathtakingly short time of corporeal existence , but here is one.  90% of anyone’s success in a relationship is the ability to ignore.  A true practitioner of this art moves it from ignoring to  acceptance.

The tolerant Señora Weinhaus is a Zen Master of this aid to human interaction.  It, in conjunction with her ability to love, goes a long way to explaining her large circle of friends.  To me, of the INTJ personality, her aptitude seems to be of a paranormal ilk .  It seems to be something out of the reach of a mere mortal like myself.

However, even the forbearing Señora Weinhaus is challenged by my preternatural talents of eructation and flatulence.  It does make me wonder what karma this poor woman is working out.