Curmudgeon Certificate

Curmudgeon Certificate
  • Current iteration of certificate has gold embossing around edges
  •  Standard letter size, 8 1/2 inches by 11 inches
  • Heavy card stock
  • More than suitable for framing
  • Customization includes:
    • Nominee:  Curmudgeon's name as desired on the certificate
    • Nominator:  The individual declaring this person to be a curmudgeon
      • While there is a raging debate as to whether a person can self-identify as a curmudgeon, we are agnostic on this issue
    • Date: Defaults to date certificate is printed, BUT a different date can be selected - such as birthday, Christmas, etc.
  • The Curmudgeon will be certified after exhaustive investigation – the credit card used was accepted – by the staff at Curmudgeon-Alley.com
  • Sure to delight any curmudgeon... provided they will allow themselves to smile.
  • Allow 1 to 2 weeks for delivery...dependent on weather conditions, tee times, honey-dos or if the fish are biting
  • Sorry, we are only shipping to the United States at this point
$10.00
$5.00 (shipping)
Total: $15.00