Quirkiness and intelligence

I heard an interesting theory this weekend.  The theory is that you can judge a person’s intelligence by their degree of quirkiness. 

The theorist stated that you can be quirky, and not intelligent.  But then they went on to reiterate that as IQ increases, quirkiness increased.

Any thoughts?

Senility

It must be the onset of senility.  I could not remember which way I put the toilet paper on the roller. Do I put in on so it comes over the top, or do I pull from the bottom? In my frustration I just tossed the roll onto the floor. Now the Charmin’ sits on the tiles and mocks me with squeezable soft whispers of, “Geezer…Geezer